September 5, 2022

just took a huge shit lol

September 10, 2022

feeling good, finally got some more oat milk!! earlier today at the store some lady on one of those disabled persons scooters tried to speed past me to get the last oat milk (which by the way, is the only reason i even went to this store). i'm not going to lie, before i even considered racing to get in front of her i reflexively reached down and flipped the power switch on her scooter off. she had no idea what happened but i had to made sure to stop and savor the 0.5 seconds where every particle of hope was drained from her life force. whatever -- survival of the fittest or something

also, i took the thumbnail picture after i did the rest of my shopping and realized she hadn't moved from where i left her 10 minutes prior

September 21, 2022

life hack i discovered: don't walk around at work when you should be skipping.

for the last few months i've only been skipping at work, no walking if my destination is > 1 skip away. and yeah i get laughs/stares all the time, but we'll see whose laughing when my vertical leap has increased an foot without touching a gym

October 2, 2022

yesterday while i was walking in a local estuary, i was struck with a pang of anxiety so strong i had to sit down in the middle of the trail ...(i know). as i was playing around in the dirt for a few minutes trying to relax i realized what was subconsciously bothering me: these stupid fish constantly jumping out of the water. eventually i got up and finished my walk, while trying to not let it bother me. but that night i couldn't fall asleep. i couldn't shake the feeling that there is something really wrong with this part of the Earth.

the next morning when i woke up it seemed so obvious! the estuary is attempting to communicate with us humans using Morse code via the splashes and pauses of the jumping fish. obviously i'll update with my findings

October 3, 2022

was one person away from finishing my shift when some guy came up to my counter and was flipping out on me about being prescribed a pill that tasted too bitter when chewed (he has a phobia about swallowing pills blah blah). ok. business as usual. but this time instead of trying to sympathize and or find an alternative, i told him these pills are a new type and have the same physiological effect if inserted rectally. AND HE BOUGHT IT LOL